I will leave it to those better qualified than I, to describe the game.
I will simply say, it is so good to be English. The boys were utterly
fantastic & the Southern Hemisphere is a great place to be when your
team are World Champions. How good does that look. I'll type it again
When I awoke this morning, it was with that euphoric glow of knowing
something good happened the previous night. It took about 3 or 4 seconds
for me to remember & when it came to me, I lay utterly still.
I was afraid to move, convinced that when I woke more completely,
I would realise I had been dreaming.
Slowly, the evening came back to me & I dared to believe it was true.
We were invited to the Tanner's friends, Richard & Robyn Scott to watch the game
last night. I had doubts over whether to accept the invitation for the simple reason
that I knew there would be at least 5 kids milling about during the game.
Although Harriette does watch the rugby, she tends to assume everyone
else in the room is visually impaired & therefore witters away saying things like
'That is a drop kick' as we are all watching a drop kick.
The other kids don't watch & tend to fidget & chatter throughout
the games. I was really torn between staying at Cedar Lodge with the
bliss of a tv, sofa & peace & quiet or the company of other England fans
to share the victory.
In the end, being sociable won out & after a quick snooze & a shower to
revive myself, I headed off to join them at the Scott's.
When I got there, it was more stressful than I had guessed with some
7 kids in evidence, including a 4 yr old. The Scotts had also invited their
friends Neil & Karen & they had, in turn, brought their 2 kids.
The kids were as distracting as I thought they would be & I could feel
myself becoming agitated as they raced around screaming. I wondered
if it was rude for a guest to bawl at the kids
'Go to a bedroom, shut the door & stay there'
I guessed it probably was.
On the upside, Neil & especially Karen were very good value for money.
She was a very dry raconteur & her outlook on kids & domesticity was amusing.
We ate loads & then jostled & barged for a good spot in front of the tv.
All 4 Kiwis were rooting for the Aussies, which I am sure would have been
entertaining had it not been a final. As it was, I could feel myself having a
bit of a sense of humour failure as the Wobblies came closer & closer to
ruining the fairy-tale ending.
Luckily, right prevailed & I was able to knock the Kiwis to the floor, straddle their
chests & grasp them by the throat demanding
'Who's the Daddy now, who is ?'
I didn't, but I imagined it, which was just as good.
We drove home on Cloud 9 & when I went to bed it was easily 2 hours before
the adrenaline stopped coursing. I finally dozed off as the birds started at 4am.
We planned to watch the game again at 4pm today to enjoy the commentary in relative
peace & quiet without it being talked over by abusive Kiwis.
B***er me, if more Kiwis didn't turn up & chatter about flippin' Agas throughout the whole of the 1st half & expect the Poms to be sociable. I think it's a plot.
I am going to wear my England top to work tomorrow & woe betide the neddy
who snots on it. I can't wait to see Brent & especially Dean who have given
me no end of stick for the last month about 'boring, boring England'
I also plan to put a note on the notice board,
'For Sale - All Blacks replica kit.
Unwanted gift.
Any reasonable offer considered'
On that note, the most entertaining text I received last night was from
the Auckland token chick, Bill,
I duplicate it here for your entertainment...
'A prominent Kiwi politician has been found dead, dressed as an
All Black. Police have dressed him in a skirt & blouse to avoid
embarassment to the family.'
As Jonny punted his life-changing goal last night my phone rang,
'Hello ?' I answered.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
screamed Stan.
I love it when we all sit down to watch a game.
We watched some news footage tonight of pubs in England during the game.
Although NZ loves it's rugby, I would like to be home when the team return.
The airport should be a great place to be.
Must go now, have a few bits to prepare for work & have some
sleep to catch up on.
Thanks again to the flower fairy, you know who you are.
Goodnight from a very happy Pom,
Cx
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